Her lovely burnt skin inspired a fashion blog article on sun damage chic. The sun burn is actually cake frosting and this information means nothing.
A personal hero of mine. Forces his work to film everything in the middle of the night. His favourite snacks are garlic bread & mineral water.
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Claims to be the best beer pong player on campus. Has real goals and ambitions, but forgets what they are every weekend after a few pints of Bev & Micks.
All of his assignments are due at the same time. He finished them ages ago but stays up at night thinking about his crippling debt and looming failures.
A janitor from another planet, known for his bold outfits and Agoraphobia. Took a new job on Earth but doesn’t know if he’s doing a good job because of the language barrier.
Does not know where he came from or where he is going but has vague memories of someone named Jacko being his mum.
Has two hobbies: Cyber Catfishing and reenacting Leonardo DiCaprio scenes on Bourke street.
Held a competition amongst his students, the winner got to name his new cat. Now owns a cat named 'Werk-werk-werk Prince Pingu for Dab King'.
Fell in love with the dog sitting down the aisle. When it got closer she realised it was just a bag of groceries.
Having a competition with his friend to see who can go the longest without selling out.
Couldn’t take all of societies pressure to support his harem and broke out. Thought he could top up his card on the tram.
A geocaching enthusiast. Found her 'art' mask when she strayed away from the Cache group (the traveling cargo skirts) and was left behind in an abandoned apartment building.
A Diabetes camp counsellor that identifies as the Super Robot Red Baron. After a dress up party on the soccer oval, she gave me my first kiss.
Talked smack about other protesters on her personal blog. Then a video of her falling on her face went viral. Whoopsie.
Q: Why did Wheelie cross the road?
A: That's just how it rolls...
The Close-Fisted Nasubi, Melbourne’s best superhero. His blue hat helps contain the force of his thrifty power.
On the way to the movies he got caught in a time paradox and transcended not being incomprehensible by the human mind.
Her name isn’t really Elsa, but refuses to respond to anything else. She doesn’t touch on because her grandma doesn’t.
His glasses are the source of his rational power and will one day be used to save humanity, on his face or another’s.
Got called a freak in high school and started committing low level crimes like egging and fare evading to get back at the world.
Loves to help people and talk about their problems. Talks loud enough for everyone on the tram to hear her.
Quit his job to create a video game based youtube channel after everyone at Comic-Con talked him into it. Sold his car but his outfits are too hot to walk in.
Parents recently cut her off, but is richer than ever due to a career change.
Had his wallet stolen while taking a picture of a random building. Apparently got 62 likes for it on Instagram.
Has a great offer to save money on your energy bill. He's also ridden the Southern Star 6 times since he arrived.
Filled with printed pictures of cats and three bananas. They really helped when he got left behind at the zoo.
Was fired from his telecommunications job. Has a iPod mini that he charges in a red rooster bathroom because he can’t fall asleep unless he is listening to ’This American Life’.
Borrows money from her parents to support her dream of being a pop star. Spends it all on candles to make her room smell nice.
Doesn’t pay for public transport because they don’t operate under a fare-trade structure. Still needs it to get from his telecommunications job to his naked yoga class every Tuesday.
The work out clothes she wears are too tight to fit anything in the pockets. But boy! How does she find the time to exercise so much?
Couldn’t handle mainstream learning so opted for the school of life instead. Recently spent her savings to study management online.
Travels 4 hours every weekend to yell profanities at professional athletes.
Constantly traveling back in time to try and get on ‘My Kitchen Rules’. The one time she was successful she refused to cook anything except pho for the entire show.
Ran away from home after being forced to listen to Kpop for 8 months straight. Currently seeking older male gentleman.
His DNA was bonded with a vending machine from a dystopian future. Both increasing sales and his boyish good looks.
A Card Game for Commuters made by Dyl & Oscar.
Touched On is a tabletop party game of accidental fare evasion and undercover inspectors, based on Melbourne’s public transport network.
Touched On was successfully funded through Kickstarter in December 2016.
The game is currently in development, and expected to be available early 2017. We’re currently taking pre-orders for the game, as well as some other fun extras.
Here are the rules for the game, but please ask us any questions if something isn't clear.
Sent! You should all start to see packages in the mail very soon ☺️ More info ⇢ https://t.co/lwx4USAXKR
Touched Down 📨 We just picked up the games from the shipping yard!
Shipping News 🗞 Read our latest kickstarter update. → https://t.co/lwx4USAXKR
Exciting news! Touched On has left Shanghai and is on the way to Melbourne! 🚤
Production News 🗞 Read our latest kickstarter update. → https://t.co/B8KUsk7H2G
New character idea 🐾 https://t.co/aGuroP56mt
Game rules ✅ We've finally got them sent to the printers, and they're also online → https://t.co/lYpsz0lidC
RT @hover: 🎲 https://t.co/WB9KcEzl3P — via @touchedon #greatdomain https://t.co/qUQKtHnuRT
Production News 🗞 Read our latest kickstarter update. → https://t.co/lwx4USAXKR
We're spending the day on the Neighbus! Check out our Instagram story for the big adventure 🚌
Keep your eyes on our Instagram story, we'll be announcing the winners of #makeamate today 👀 → https://t.co/M3AHDCtCsi
RT @Broadsheet_Melb: Melbourne’s entire tram network to go solar, and soon: https://t.co/Dh4Lt8p6Em https://t.co/5IXrPkOfJM